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August 06 2017

oelsen
Itz happeningz all owa igen
Reposted byregcordxanthFeroriserise
oelsen
erm wat
The desire to drink out fat buttermilk? wait a minute, I guess I missed some innuendo and a Genitive here.

August 04 2017

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Bizarr
Reposted byRedHeadCathpiehuspenispenispenislolDagarhenOhSnapsucznikradaetykitishkaPaseroVirustheworstnightmarehairyorangejanuschytrusoipojara
oelsen
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Weisse Übermacht an der Arbeit.
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Backup Batteries
If it falls below 20% full, my bag turns red and I start to panic.

August 03 2017

oelsen
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Häh??

August 02 2017

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Bun Alert
Since buns range from crepuscular to nocturnal, it's recommended that you enable the scheduled "Do Not Disturb" mode on your phone to avoid being woken by alerts about Night Buns.

July 31 2017

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Emoji Movie Reviews
There's this idea that emoji are bad for communication because they replace ambiguity and nuance with a limited set of preselected emotions, but it doesn't really survive a collision with real-world usage of the thinking face or upside-down smiley.

July 29 2017

oelsen

Listen to youtube while on your way - the dumb hard easy way

set tempname=%RANDOM%
nircmd.exe clipboard addfile "%tempname%.txt"
youtube-dl.exe -f 18 -a %tempname%.txt -o %tempname%.mp4
del %tempname%.txt
ffmpeg -i %tempname%.mp4 -vn -f wav -c:a pcm_s16le -ac 2 - | lame --preset voice - %tempname%.mp3
del %tempname%.mp4

This all. The files will be tiny and use almost none of your battery, even hours of talk(s) can be compressed into tens of MB. Of course it is worse than everything ever written, but nobody had a simple example of how to do it. 

oelsen
uh uh ah ah äh

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Reposted byNicooElbenfreundqbshtallwilczaMilkyJoeUbiksofiasskillzmcflyMoHokanikanimakroswasnaegabormolotovcupcakeankinschaafrurkybrightbytehexxeu-ditJoschIsAGeekv2pxmushubesenLuukkavogelzurawianiaczkacygi-chanDagarhenkatastrofomisspandoraHypothermiaedhellockskrybusCaptain-Chaossucznikwebmsszpaqussowac1n3kkshowmetherainbowwujcioBatcondensatorlubisztosukoponurykosiarzZoonk11MojeZwojekrybus

July 28 2017

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Positive and Negative Reviews
This restaurant is great! I was feeling really sick, but then I ate there and felt better!

July 27 2017

oelsen
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Black moms? I have NEVER heard a black mom try to teach their small child ANYTHING while out shopping. All they do is scold their kids and act like their kids are a burden, or they completely ignore them and stay on their phone as the kids cry and run rampant. There is no such thing as white privilege, only black mom disadvantage.

July 26 2017

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Strassenperl, endlich!

July 24 2017

oelsen
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aber, aber, aber das hat er doch gesagt

July 22 2017

oelsen

Enttäuschend.

Ein Establishment-Idiot und ein Besserwisser-Ökonomen-Idiot, der nicht begriffen hat, was Ressourcen sind, diskutieren über Trump. Bei diesem Gespräch kann ich mit allem Einsatz nicht verstehen, wieso Scott Adams bei gewissen Dingen so perfekte Durchsicht hat, während er bei grossen Problemen weite Felder einfach abdeckt. 

Zitat: "Sure there will be some disruption by migrating crop areas"

Idiot. Absoluter Idiot.

July 18 2017

oelsen
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Somewhere around the 133 Mark I stopped caring. Configuration trumps bus speeds.
oelsen
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20 statt teuer - radikal heruntergesetzt. Wie bei Druckern. Honni soit...
oelsen
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Lügen haben kurze Beine.
Reposted by919nvm

July 17 2017

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Putinbot installed
oelsen
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT HERE CUKA BLYAD ЧТО ЭТО FUGG

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