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November 13 2019

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Machine Learning Captcha
More likely: Click on all the pictures of people who appear disloyal to [name of company or government]

November 11 2019

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Transit of Mercury
For some reason the water in my pool is green and there's a weird film on the surface #nofilter

November 08 2019

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Recombination And Reionization
These signals seem to be pre-star-formation but post-Malone.

November 06 2019

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Voting Referendum
The weirdest quirk of the Borda count is that Jean-Charles de Borda automatically gets one point; luckily this has no consequences except in cases of extremely low turnout.

November 04 2019

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Also mehr zölibatäre Mönche. 

Der Dalai hat aber dabei sicher nicht an Incels gedacht lol
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Software Updates
Everything is a cloud application; the ping times just vary a lot.

November 01 2019

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Screen Time
These new Bluetooth socks are great, but it's troubling to learn that I average almost 14 hours of Shoe Time a day.

October 31 2019

October 30 2019

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Terminator: Dark Fate
I was sent here to stop the robot that was sent here to protect the human who was sent here to protect the human who was sent here to destroy the robot that was sent here to vacuum the floor.

October 28 2019

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I laugh at the software as if I'm 100% confident that it's 2019.

October 25 2019

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Imagine Going Back in Time
I wonder what the trendy adults in 2019 who are too cool for Pokemon will be into. Probably Digimon!

October 23 2019

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Earthquake Early Warnings
I was fired by the National Weather Service five minutes after they hired me for going into their code base and renaming all the tornado warnings to "tornado spoiler alerts."

October 22 2019

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