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August 15 2017

oelsen
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DO IT, FFS JUST DO IT WE ALL IMPLORE YOU

Sites without google analytics, without addthis or doubleclick, without any microsoft or amazon based services in their DNS just plain sites. 
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August 11 2017

oelsen
COMMUNISM INTENSIFIES - NOW WITH MORE QUALITY
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Computers vs Humans
It's hard to train deep learning algorithms when most of the positive feedback they get is sarcastic.

August 10 2017

oelsen
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oh tempora, o more. omg really
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oelsen
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Edit the PS-Browser. We are the Borg!
oelsen
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Hähähähähähähähä, geschieht ihr recht.

August 09 2017

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Geologic Faults
I live on a torn-bag-of-potato-chips-where-the-tear-is-rapidly-growing fault, which is terrifying.

August 07 2017

oelsen
Es ist aber ganz, ganz, wichtig, dass wir einen Code of Conduct haben, Minorities beachten und ein diverses, weltoffenes, für alle gesunden und jungen Menschen Arbeit anbieten, aus aller Welt
fuck the poor       \
fuck the disabled   --- = SJW
fuck everbody      /

Ein paar Mal im Jahr liest man solche Artikel auf HN, nix passiert. Tolles Silicon Valley, voll nett und so.
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Email Reply
I would be honored, but I know I don't belong in your network. The person you invited was someone who had not yet inflicted this two-year ordeal upon you. I'm no longer that person.

August 06 2017

oelsen
Itz happeningz all owa igen
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oelsen
erm wat
The desire to drink out fat buttermilk? wait a minute, I guess I missed some innuendo and a Genitive here.

August 04 2017

oelsen
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Bizarr
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oelsen
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Weisse Übermacht an der Arbeit.
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Backup Batteries
If it falls below 20% full, my bag turns red and I start to panic.

August 03 2017

oelsen
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Häh??

August 02 2017

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Bun Alert
Since buns range from crepuscular to nocturnal, it's recommended that you enable the scheduled "Do Not Disturb" mode on your phone to avoid being woken by alerts about Night Buns.

July 31 2017

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Emoji Movie Reviews
There's this idea that emoji are bad for communication because they replace ambiguity and nuance with a limited set of preselected emotions, but it doesn't really survive a collision with real-world usage of the thinking face or upside-down smiley.

July 29 2017

oelsen

Listen to youtube while on your way - the dumb hard easy way

set tempname=%RANDOM%
nircmd.exe clipboard addfile "%tempname%.txt"
youtube-dl.exe -f 18 -a %tempname%.txt -o %tempname%.mp4
del %tempname%.txt
ffmpeg -i %tempname%.mp4 -vn -f wav -c:a pcm_s16le -ac 2 - | lame --preset voice - %tempname%.mp3
del %tempname%.mp4

This all. The files will be tiny and use almost none of your battery, even hours of talk(s) can be compressed into tens of MB. Of course it is worse than everything ever written, but nobody had a simple example of how to do it. 

oelsen
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July 28 2017

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Positive and Negative Reviews
This restaurant is great! I was feeling really sick, but then I ate there and felt better!
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